For an “artsy” guy who’s day-job is direct practice mental health, I have an odd affinity for spreadsheets:
An unscientific chronological sampling of the 37 plays I have analyzed for this blog:
2015, 2014 (4), 2012, 2010 (2), 2009 (3), 2008, 2007 (2), 2003 (3), 2002, 2001 (2), 2000 (2), 1999, 1998, 1997, 1993 (2), 1992, 1988, 1983, 1980, 1953, 1949, 1944, 1924
Mean: 1996
Mode: 2014
Median: 2003
20th century: 13
21st century: 24
For my last analysis for production, I compiled a spreadsheet to measure the use of potentially offensive language in Becky Shaw by Gina Gionfriddo. Basically, for the cause of science, I limited my data to those words listed in George Carlin’s 1972 monologue “Filthy Words.” “Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor, and a bourbon (source).”
The script contained 82 instances of “coarse language:”
51 (62%) varieties of “fuck.”
19 (26%) varieties of “shit.”
5 (6%) varieties of “dick.”
3 (4%) varieties of “ass.”
My analyses regularly include “other possibly controversial subject matter,” including sex, violence and substance use. It continues to amaze me however what is acceptable in local theatres even when “fuck” is (usually) not. Homosexuality is OK, as long as it’s funny. Saying “Jesus Christ” or “God damn it” doesn’t raise an eyebrow. Shooting a gun is fine, as long as it appears in the playbill and there’s an announcement sandwiched between flashing lights and fog and the availability of drinks and dessert at intermission. Yet it can still be reasonably said that I read 20 year-old plays that continue to be a hard sell in my market.
Times may have changed since I first started this blog. Locally, we’ve produced Rent and I directed Next to Normal with its script intact in April 2019. Then, the pandemic hit, and hopes for a progressive season which included August: Osage County turned into a jukebox musical and a farce by the “Swim Club Play Factory.” Rabbit Hole (original 2007) with its language and adult themes made the cut for Fall 2021, but “safe” and “surefire” are better buzz words moving forward. Not only might audiences be reluctant to enter our theatres due to steady (rising?) COVID rates, actors and technicians are also only slowly filtering back. Between COVID-related cast changes and lacking technical help, I was forced to cancel the witty but innocently written comedy, Leaving Iowa (original 2004). It is understandable that the 2023 season at my main performance venue (a challenging lineup) draws from plays first produced (in chronological order) in 1939, 1963, 1982, and 1987.
Another continuing hurdle for producing new works here is multiculturalism. The settings of many modern plays, primarily urban, make them intrinsically multi-ethnic. We here in Pleasantville are somewhat diverse in the census data, but POC may have been only as high as 2% of those cast in the past 5 years. Marginally represented playwrights and peoples should be promoted, we just don’t have them well-represented in our theatre community. A dear friend aspires to one-day play Ali in Come From Away. His ancestry is Russian Jewish and he is fair-skinned. Having him play such a role replete with dialect, even if performed with skill, dignity and respect, may be viewed as culturally insensitive. We have NO South Asian or North African males in our casting pool.
Playwrights who want to get produced in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Houston, and Phoenix, write about those populations and set plays in those cities. They routinely deal with city people with city problems, who speak like city dwellers. I’m not saying we don’t fucking curse, but plays with urban settings often seem dishonest out here where livestock may outnumber the human population and more land is zoned agricultural than residential.
I don’t have any brilliant answers yet. Maybe our theatre is destined to be a distant reflection of the urban landscape from the early to mid 20th century or watching passable farces and waiting for Oklahoma! to come back again. But, if you’re interested in moving your setting away from the NorthEast, you might try some of the titles below. Unfortunately, all but 3 of them were first produced before dawn of the 21st century:
AL: Big Fish
GA: The Foreigner
IA: The Bridges of Madison County
KS: Picnic
LA: Steel Magnolias
MI: Escanaba in da Moonlight
MN: Girl from the North Country
OH: She Kills Monsters
Good Luck. Now back to spreadsheets.